WACKY WEDNESDAY

What's up with Wednesday? Is it compulsory to wear T-shirts with raunchy slogans? How come no one told me?

In the gym, trying to avoid all the people preening themselves in the mirrors, when I spot a Miss Hong Kong look-a-like wearing a T-Shirt with the following slogan: MICKEY LIKES TO EAT APPLE. Damn and I thought Mickey's girlfriend was Minnie. Perhaps he's moved on? Apple is a pretty popular name locally so I guess he's got plenty of choice. Perhaps the shirt might be referring to the Hong Kong Disneyland version of Mickey? On closer inspection I see some small print : AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY. That's one way of looking at it.

Slouching home after a good ten minutes on the treadmill, I see wacky Wednesday T-Shirt number two: EVERYBODY LOVES A SWINGER. Well everybody who's been to a swingers party I guess. Perhaps Mickey and Apple are part of the scene? No doctors allowed.